Friendships

Hi there folks...

Its been ages since my last online confession... Hee Hee...

Believe it or not, I have actually been putting a real pen to real paper for the last couple of months, and that is why no online posts.

And today I found myself sitting in the office on this rather gloomy day thinking, hey. I should Blog.

The problem is I had nothing to say.Nothing that I would read in anyway.

But hey, 2 hours later, and I think I might just have come up with a topic that I would like to share. FRIENDSHIPS

I have been the proud owner of some really good and some really Fucked-up Friendships during my short existance.

And I find myself at major crossroads at the moment? Where are all these so called friends? Friends that I helped during hard times, friends that I laughed with and cried with?

Its funny really, I do sometimes get the odd sms saying I should register to Vote... Thx, B. It made me feel warm and fussy inside. Made me think of how I paid for you to drown your sorrows, after your GF ran of with you Best Friend. And then there is the quick email or Voice message saying we should get together - Same message for the past 2 months.

Its funny really. I mean, I am a very busy person. I practically run a company, run a household and I also have loads of hobbies and a keen interest in ALONe time. However, it doesnt seem to be such a mission taking a couple of hours to meet up with a friend. Go for Coffee, adult Bevs or Catching a movie. And for some reason, friends claim that their lives are too busy. And thats why they havent spoken to me in ages. BULLSHIT!

But, hey I am not a totally unreasonable person. I just find it amazing that their lives slow down completely to phone me up and moan about something...

Well, I hsve said no more, you see the thing is they might have found out that I am not in such s happy place had they actually bothered to keep their appt with me. Had they actually phoned back when I left a message on their phone.

And this is me, saying I dont care anymore. Phone, dont phone, SMS, dont SMS. Who gives Fuck anymore. Form now on I will embrce being a whore of friend,and if you cant give me anything then Im not interested.

MWAH!

Chicks or Dicks? That is the question…

Now before all the perverts get excited this is only a PG 13 kinda blog.
This has to do with the different dynamics between you and your girlfriends and you and your boy friends. I just had a conversation with one of my friends, who had gotten herself into a bit of pickle…

Here’s the problem, so girl meets boy while out with all her other friends… Boy falls for girl and then all the friends disappear. Now people this happens, I mean, I’ve recycled friends for this very reason so many times, I can’t keep track of who I used to be friends with.

However as we all know relationships fizzle out, the day will come when you have very little to say to one another. And then you start looking around to see where all your friends went and realize that they are gone. And this is where the shit hits the fan… You NEED new friends and you need them rather urgently or you will commit murder or worse try to fabricate conversation with your less than perfect, boring counterpart…
So now that your friends have left and you have no one to talk to or more importantly get drunk with. You start doing stupid things like latch on to the employee everyone has learnt to avoid. It starts all innocently and you just invite her to a braai (I call that the pity Invite) and it all snowballs from there, suddenly she is going on holiday with you, and she is going in her terms…
Now although you don’t have much to say to your BF that still doesn’t give her the right to tart herself out to him, or to display general slag characteristics around you. But alas that is exactly what happens. So now you have to choose chicks or Dicks?

Now ladies, take some advice from me, and never ever form “Desperation Friendships” they’re dangerous, and these people are usually leaches!!!! Friendship is like every other thing in life, and this is how you should weigh it up. If it (whatever IT might be) doesn’t add to life positively then chuck it, you will be wasting your time, money and energy, and you might even be wasting your tears. And I am off the opinion that tears should be saved for special occasions only, like the birth of your child or the day your daughter gets married.

And that is all I have to say on the subject.